Pretentious Prius Pricks

Is it me, or do people driving prius’s have a bit of a attitude?

I guess this goes along with me earlier rant on “Slower Traffic Keep Right”

One of the key components of fuel economy is constant speed, so when the prius crowd feels that they need to show everyone else that they are better because they are driving a hybrid, and insist on driving 10 MPH under the speed limit, causing all of us gas guzzlers (Normal people) to slow down and pass on the right, causing all the other vehicles to alter speed, and re-accelerate, I’m guessing that any  fuel savings  by the  hybrid  driver  are offset by all this indirect waste of fuel.

The other thing I have thought about with hybrid’s and electrics is, what about all the increased use of chemicals for the batteries etc… Is that more then a regular gasoline vehicle.

I guess that Ford Escape commercial with the dad and daughter hit then nail on the head, when the dad says he didn’t think he had to tell everyone he had a hybrid…

I think that the hybrid fad is just that a fad, I’ll wait for hydrogen…

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Ashley Flores

Before you decide to do that good deed and forward that email to help find a missing child, or help a sick child, or notify everyone about the latest FBI warning about a virus, or that Bill Gates is giving away millions of dollars. Stop and think about it think about what a moron you’ll look like to everyone you send that message to.

First of all no one is giving away anything for nothing.

Considering the current count of ratings whores in the news media, if a child were actually missing, that they wouldn’t they be all over it with team coverage. take a minute search the name, odds are your going to find the number one hit linking to snopes or similar hoax web site.

So next time someone sends you that important email to forward to the globe, don’t, and if you do stop bitching about spam…

I bet that Ashley Flores, or what ever her real name is, is either laughing her ass off every time this resurfaces, or is mortified and has to hide for a couple of weeks. I’m sure sometime in the future she’ll be the recipient of the exact same email..

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People Are…

Ask yourself or someone you know this simple question…

People are?

I’ll bet that you or the person you asked did not answer “SMART”…

Why, because in general they aren’t, do you ever find yourself commenting on how smart that person was, probably not…

People are, Stupid…
People are, Lazy…
People are, Fat…
People are, Dumb…
People are, Obnoxious…
People are, Boring…
People are, Weird…
People are, Annoying…

But most of all…. People are, CYNICAL…

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Slower Traffic Keep Right

This concept seems simple enough, but apparently it is completely lost
on the vast majority of drivers. I started a new job recently, and it
involves regular road trips to the Washington D.C. area, and
Philadelphia. These trips put me on I-95, I-64, and US-13, 2 and 3 lane
roads for the majority of the time.

What I cant understand is why people insist on driving in the left
lane, while impeding the rest of the world who have places to, things
to do, and people to see. I think in their mind they are justified by
doing their part to keep us scofflaws in check, and obeying traffic
laws, while they may be violating the law. So I guess it is ok for them
to violate the law while keeping us in check.

What I guess is what a lot of people don’t understand, is that the left lane is actually the Passing Lane, and if you are not passing slower traffic, get into the right lane. The passing lane is not there for your convenience, so that you don’t have  to pay attention  to the traffic ahead of you while chatting on your cell phone, or so you can set your cruise control and not have to worry about braking, etc… It is there to facilitate passing. This applies for all multi lane roads.

So if you are in the left lane, doing your part to keep the roads safe from scofflaws like myself,
and you see a long line of traffic behind you, or you notice people
passing you on the right, get out of the PASSING LANE.

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Starting Over Again…

I guess I never learn anything, except that change is usually good…
So lets try this one more time, while a good chunk of the world is using WordPress, Ned bucks the trend, and moves everything to MovableType 4…
Why Be Normal…

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I Wonder What Chris Does at the NAB

After reading and responding to Chris’s comment on Satellite radio,
I had a deja-vu moment…Hmmmm…. I have read those words or something
like it…

So I did a quick Yahoo search on “merger in my work with the NAB”. and what do you think I find…

A comment by Chris that states:

I’ve been following the proposed merger in my work with the NAB
and can add to the articles numerous points that the merger won’t
benefit consumers and isn’t as advertised.

The biggest threat comes in the monopoly that would be created. A
combined XM/Sirius would have the ability to charge their customers
more and use those profits to undercut the advertising prices, thus
threatening terrestrial radio and our local broadcasters.

Then I modified the search to: “my work with the NAB” and found this little gem, and not quite relative to the topic, but a similar sentiment.

Aside from the monopoly concerns, a XM/Sirius would have the
leverage through cross-subsidization and utilizing anti-competitive
tactics to go after terrestrial radio, undercutting advertising
revenues at both the national and local levels.

This comment is by Nolan, which jives with part of the email address required to post his comment here…

Well Chris (if that is your real name) I give you credit for at
least admitting that you work for the NAB, but what I find puzzling is
that the NAB is based in Washington DC, and your ip is coming from
Colorado…

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Satellite Radio Interruptions

I pay for Sirus and get XM with my DirectTV subscription. I used to
pay for XM, and probably still would if it wasn’t for their crappy
billing department, and over-billing me 3 times, but that’s another
story.

So on to the point.

I am beginning to get more and more annoyed with Sirius’ “DJ’s”
feeling the need to inject themselves after almost every freaking song.
I have the display built right into the radio it tells me everything I
need to know, I don’t need or want to hear the DJ’s take on the song,
or that brush with fame they had with the artist that, when they were
in the fast food joint a block away from where they were performing 20
years ago… XM blows Sirius away, with an automated bumper every 4 or
5 songs, not a problem. Then we have the issue of Sirius’s real
annoying DJ’s, including Sirius’ undisputed queen of annoyance Madison,
she is just completely grates on my nerves, I have been tempted to
smash my radio on several occasions listening to her… Then we have
Mr. Monotone, Darrin Smith, stick with programming top 40 in Topeka,
this guy annoys me on 2 levels, 1. the fact that he annoys me every
weekend morning (Sirius 22), and 2. that he is also responsible
somewhat in the programming of what I feel is turning into a loop of
music that only changes when a new tour is announced by a band from the
80′s. The other thing that is always annoying, is the announcement of
new subscribers, who gives a F*** that Bob in Milwaukee has just joined
the Sirius family, give me a break, that kind of crap should stay with
the FM teeny bopper top 40 station.

So I have written various emails to Sirius about this, and I always
get the same BS response, and I guess if it wasn’t for Howard Stern I
would have dumped Sirius and stayed with XM, in-spite of the billing
screw ups.

I guess my best hope is that the Sirius XM merger goes through, and
they use XM’s music programming, and eliminate the the interruptions.

Below is the extract of comments from the old wordpress blog

  1. imnotned | imnotned@nedyouralwayswrong.com | IP: 162.83.126.18

    Oh yeah one very last thing, provide better programming, and you’ll
    put the new merged company out of business, that is the American way…

    Jun 9, 8:53 PM — [ ... ] — Satellite Radio Interruptions

  2. imnotned | imnotned@nedyouralwayswrong.com | IP: 162.83.126.18

    Chris,

    First of all, you not ever having been a customer, I don’t feel you are
    qualified to comment, but this being a free country and all…

    I think you really missed my point here, in its current form they
    both blow away terrestrial radio, and I am all for the merger. AM and
    FM Radio has brought this upon themselves. I doubt I’ll ever go back to
    regular radio at any cost point, while the NAB is running around
    shouting MONOPOLY, to anyone who’ll listen, you miss the point of
    market economics. If the new merged company raises their rates, without
    expanding service, customers will go away, broadcast radio radio does
    just the opposite, they lose listeners, then add more commercials to
    make up for the lost revenue. My commute is on average 15 to 20 minutes
    each way, before I converted to satellite there were many times when
    all I heard were commercials, and a couple of minutes of last weeks
    news, or last years jokes for the entire 20 minutes.

    Webster’s defines a monopoly as “Exclusive ownership through legal
    privilege, command of supply, or concerted action”, and the proposed
    merger can only be defined as a monopoly in the fact that the merged
    company will have command of the supply at the time of the merger. Will
    the company continue to have that “command of supply” if another
    venture decides to launch a couple of satellites and broadcast radio,
    no. Can the merged company do anything to stop such a venture, no, that
    would be illegal “monopolistic practices”. The NAB never brings up
    terrestrial radio groups when they talk monopoly, but there are markets
    where these groups own the majority of the market, and are able to put
    the squeeze on the locally owned independent station, and “undercut the
    advertising prices at both the national and local levels” (your words),
    maybe congress should take a look at that.

    The thing that all the NAB members and shills miss is the variety
    available to the listener, there is a station for every taste, can
    regular radio say that, no. There again you wouldn’t understand,
    because you have never been a customer of either XM or SIRIUS. The only
    thing that you will hear on regular radio is only what is commercially
    acceptable. For example this post by a friend of mine God I Miss the Dregs do you think he is happy with regular radio? No he is not, he listens to his iPod all day…

    How is an entity that only has advertising on its talk stations
    going to undercut advertising, I am really confused on that one. The
    average “ditto head” that listens to talk radio all day, is not the
    person that is going to kick down the $12.95 a month to listen to Rush,
    when he can get it for free, unless of course Rush tells them to, and
    maybe the occasional right wing trucker. That is not the satellite
    demographic. I will concede that XM does have advertising on I think 7
    of its channels, which was the result of a deal with clear channel, but
    as I understand it, those ads will go away in a year or so…

    So Chris, go get a radio and subscribe, and tell me after a month that regular radio is better…

    The last thing I would like to address is the difference between
    Billing and Customer Service. I have had nothing but the greatest
    service from both XM and SIRIUS’ customer service departments, my issue
    was the BILLING department. The entire situation was explained to me as
    to what happened, I was credited the full amount and then some…

    Okay the last last thing, with the exception of Madison, all the
    DJ’s on SIRIUS are head and shoulders above anyone on regular radio,
    she just annoys the F out of me…

    Jun 9, 8:45 PM — [ ... ] — Satellite Radio Interruptions

  3. Chris | Nolan07@gmail.com | sirius.com | IP: 128.241.104.90

    While I have never been a customer of either service, I’ve been following the proposed merger in my work with the NAB.

    Between the customer service and programming problems you mention,
    should the merger go through, their would be even less incentive for
    that entity to address these problems. You aren’t the first person that
    I’ve heard complain about XM’s customer service. This combined
    satellite radio monopoly could charge higher prices, and feel less
    pressure to cater to demands of their listeners.

    Not to mention the potential harm to local broadcasters. This
    monopoly would have the ability to utilize anti-competitive practices,
    like charging more and use those profits to undercut the advertising
    prices at both the national and local levels.

    Thanks.

    Jun 6, 3:49 PM — [ ... ] — Satellite Radio Interruptions

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Turning A Team Around

Well I guess Dean Spanos and A. J. Smith really want to turn the Chargers around.

What better way to turn the team around, then to hire Norv Turner as
head coach, with a 58-82-1 record, to replace a guy with a 200-126-1
record. Hell the guy needs two 14 and 2 seasons just to get to .500. So
I guess after a couple of crappy sub 500 seasons, Dean and AJ will
complete the turn around and replace Turner with Art Schell, who I’d
bet will post a perfect season of 0-16.

I only hope the players can keep it together, and Norv can keep from
screwing up a team with a lot of great talent, Norv may be able to pull
off a Gruden, and win a Super Bowl with a team, he didn’t build, and if
happens, maybe he’ll have the decency to give Marty the credit, if not
the ring.

Don’t get me wrong Norv is a great Offensive Coordinator, just a crappy head coach.

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sKatterBrainz World

With the subtitle:

God almighty. If you’re reading this, you might as well jump off a
bridge. I typically discuss software technology and business and legal
implications of technology and marketing (or the failures thereof).
Sound interesting? You need help. Seriously.

SkatterBrainz World has to be interesting

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PO’d about TO…

I have been meaning to write about this for a while…

The sports media is totally obssesed with TO’s antics on and off the
field, why don’t they just start treating him like any other moron that
runs on the field, cut away to something else. If they did that the
jackassary would end.

Although I do enjoy the pictures of him on the bench shortly after
dropping a crucial third and long pass that was right in the numbers,
you know the one with that look on his face and you know he’s thinking
“Thank God I’m the only jackass on this team”.

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